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akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

fromkathywithlove:

lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

One fire pit to rule them all.

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

if-your-eyes-could-speak:

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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Blue Valentine (2010)

duukki:

#realtalk

duukki:

#realtalk

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

edens-blog:

Im gonna do a tutorial later this week

I find it offensive that you reblog posts that refer to non-Jews as "gentiles." How would you like it if Christians referred to you as a heretic?

Anonymous

hckleinman:

Gentile means “non-Jew.” That’s it. If you are offended by being called “not Jewish,” then I recommend you talk to a rabbi about whether or not Judaism is right for you.

malfunction54:

i was just on campus to talk to a former professor and as i walked through the building i heard a fart that sounded just like my bf’s so i said “noodle?” and 1 second later he walked out from around a corner and said “oh hey boo! watch out i just farted.”

this is what six years of relationship does to you

You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust.

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.